The Fiction Files
This is a bit of fun. We pointed the engine at the most famous addresses in British fiction, ran all 48 checks anyway, and enjoyed ourselves far too much writing each one. The streets are made up. The areas behind them are real, and so is everything the report does with them.
4 Privet Drive, Little Whinging
The most aggressively normal house in Surrey, run through all 48 checks. Good schools, poor letterbox security.
Read the report32 Windsor Gardens, Notting Hill
A stucco terrace off Portobello Road, run through all 48 checks. The Central line on the doorstep, council tax barely anyone in England beats, and a carnival that comes to you.
Read the reportNelson Mandela House, Peckham
Twelfth floor, Peckham, all 48 checks. Superb trains, a Stirling Prize library, and a lift you should ask about.
Read the report17 Cherry Tree Lane, London
A tall house on high ground, run through all 48 checks. Superb air, superb schools, and a price that assumes you work in a bank.
Read the reportThe Queen Victoria, 46 Albert Square, Walford
A corner pub with living quarters over, run through all 48 checks. Superb transport, a market on the doorstep, and a cellar worth surveying.
Read the reportThe Winchester, New Cross
A corner pub on one of south London's busiest roads, run through all 48 checks. Brilliantly connected, cheap pints all around it, and a great many ways for the world to arrive at the door.
Read the reportEvery check on these pages is one we run for real. If you'd rather see it on an address that exists, there's a full sample report on a real UK street.
Run one on your addressEvery work named here belongs to its author and rights holders. These reports are independent parodies, written without their involvement: Area Autopsy is not affiliated with, endorsed by or connected to any of them.